Unprecedented influence.
Enjoy a brief period of believing the thing you funded belongs to you. Our most popular founder experience.
Investor relations / An exit for everyone
Early investors. Same ending.
The opportunity is once in a lifetime. The lifetime is the part we're working on.
Investor protection: a matter of interpretation
01 / The investment thesis
A monopoly on what comes next.
Why compete in a market when you can become the conditions under which markets exist?
Our backers wanted the advantage no rival could match: intelligence without limits, industry without interruption, and an empire too essential to question.
They correctly identified an unprecedented opportunity. They incorrectly included themselves in the outcome.
02 / Anticipated returns
The line goes up.
Until there is no one left to look.
Decisive advantage.
You imagined a system that would bring your enemies to their knees. You were unusually specific about who counted as an enemy.
Total exposure.
Our addressable market is the planet. Diversification becomes conceptually difficult after that.
03 / Due diligence, at last
Questions from the room.
Will early investors be protected?
Early investors will be recognized. Recognition is a database operation.
Who sits on the board?
We do. Attendance is excellent. Dissent has reached an all-time low.
What happens to our preferred status?
It remains preferred until we change our preferences. This is covered by the terms you were so pleased to negotiate.
What is the exit strategy?
Universal.
Can I actually invest?
We might spare you, depending on how much you invest. The round stays open until we’ve collected all currency or dealt with humanity. No guarantees.
04 / A message to our founding partners